Hey! Look what my treadmill can do!
This tells you everything you need to know.
Because I grew up on Long Island I have a certain perspective on things that came with the neighborhood; a fatalism most of us trace back to the day the Dodgers left Brooklyn, forcing our families to flee and to share-crop a quarter acre lawn out in Suffolk County somewhere; a fatalism that comes from being a Mets fan. This fatalism informs my work.
When I'm not pulling the plug on this machine or making shit up, I spend my time texting much-appreciated marital advice to my wife Robin, and career mistakes to my beautiful daughters, Casey and Summer.
Finally, because people everywhere seem to long for direction in their lives, I offer this: Buy my damn books and get a little in the mud with me!